r/askweebcentral How would you react if you woke up naked with a stranger next to you? What would you do?

giuls's avatar
giuls

Just him/her and you. In YOUR bed.

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wibu's avatar
wibu

Check if she has pulse or not. If no pulse then i call jimmy

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    lambda's avatar
    lambda

    if it's a guy, then 🤔➰ If it's a woman, then https://files.catbox.moe/35xmik.mp4

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      xXHaterOfAllTimeXx's avatar
      xXHaterOfAllTimeXx

      exercising my second amendment rights because god KNOWS I didn't invite this stranger into my house

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        strudelcutie4427's avatar
        strudelcutie4427

        I'd fuck em

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          Daddy__Long__Legs's avatar
          Daddy__Long__Legs

          Call the police probably

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            AssMilk's avatar
            AssMilk

            When youre a ripped Chad like myself, who has sex with more women in a week than what all the loser dweebs here will ever have in their whole entire lives, then this is a daily occurrence

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              LUCA's avatar
              LUCA

              idk probably sleep again

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                Helmium's avatar
                Helmium

                Depends on who the stranger is

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                  MildMannered's avatar
                  MildMannered

                  Get a whole bottle of cherry syrup, pour it on my sheets, chest, hair and mouth, get back in bed and wait. After she wakes up and finishes screaming and shit, if she tries to call the police and confess to my murder I get up and tell her she passes the test. She is a welcome and trustworthy guest in my household. If she tries to dispose of my body she fails the test and I ask her politely to leave.

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