Hammered Story

What bizarre things you've done while being hammered? I'll go first This happened couple years back. After me and my buddies finished our usual drinking sessions. I went home very drunk in the middle of night, my vision felt like waves making me nauseous, my body feels hot that it makes me want to take a cold shower. So what i thought. I undress myself butt naked went straight to the toilet and puke out my miseries then get a cold shower, dries up, clothes on and then go to sleep. That's the plan i came up  And here's how it actually happened. Getting there was a challenge, every step that i took felt like i was on a narrow bridge, i kept seeing multiple door knobs like it was making me choose which is the right one. After i pass my trials? I'm finally inside and i looked silly. Then I immediately undress myself, rushing on the toilet to puke out my miseries. Damn it felt terrible and exhausting so i stayed in there for a moment while butt naked. Afterwards my eyes slowly shutting, so i rest it for a bit and thought after this i'm finally getting my cold shower. And yet. i pass out drunk, while butt naked. My plan fails 😅 My mother wakes up, went to the toilet to use it. Still sleepy she opened the door and then her eyes widen, she fully waken and surprised of what she came across, a naked ass body sleeping beside the toilet. It didn't take her long to process the scene she stumble upon. She knew it was me all along, while holding her laugh she wakes me up and said "son that's not your bed, cover yourself up and sleep in your room cause i'm gonna use it" while shook, i immediately got up and do exactly what my mother told me. Noon Wakes up, severe hungover. AHh! my head, i slowly went to the kitchen to go drink a cold water. After that i saw my mother, laughing of what happened last night and there's me who looked like shit. fin.