I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My girlfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.
even math can't escape from being sexualized🥀
i’d call you down bad but you already below sea level
tbf calculus is sexy as fuck
This gotta be on of the best ones so far
what da hell
a horse walks into a bar. and the- y’know- it’s a joke. the horse is allowed in the bar so that’s fine. so, this horse, he walks into the bar. he- i- uh- it doesn’t matter that it’s a boy horse it could be a girl horse or whatever. um, not important to the joke. so, the- the horse, he walks into the bar and- and- y’know, he walks up to the- the barkeep. there’s- there’s- y’know, the guy behind the counter. it’s an old timey saloon type bar, um. y’know wild west sort of- sort of thing. so- so, the horse, he walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep. um, and he says— uh, because it’s a talking horse. it’s- it’s- a- the horse can talk. it’s very important to the uh- the joke that the horse can talk. so, this talking horse, again, important. very important it’s a talking horse. the- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says— well- well- well- well, before he says anything to the barkeep, he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up on
Ahha this goes into my collection
tf
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