*You wake up and go check your mailbox* *A box is inside and it says its from AssMilk* You: What where'd this come from? Hopefully not a bomb from that schizo from the bar.. *You open up the box, partially hoping its a bomb from that schizo from the bar* You: A... Nokia? Its aesthetically pleasing too... who would get me this? *ring ring ring comes from the Nokia* You: AssMilks calling me? So he gave me this, huh. Phone: pick up the phone niga You: jeez , needy phone... You: Hello Assumilku! Ohiyo gozaimaus!!! AssMilk: Sup motherfucker. Be at maccas at 8 p.m. for some burgers and chill ; ) You: omg he's asking me on a date that fag...! I have to accept! You: Y-y-yes assymilky! Ill be there..! *close phone* *you go to the store to get ready and by get ready you mean you are gonna buy lingerie and clothes for your date and probably condoms too* You: So what dress looks best on me? Black friend: GURRRLLL YOU GOT THAT SHIT ONNNN GURLLLL YOUR MANS IS READY FOR THAT ASS You: thanks black friend..! *You arrive at the McDonalds* You: WHERE TF IS HE! *Metroman shows up to the McDonalds too* Metroman: HE STOOD ME UP!!!!! You: wha? someone else got stood up? Metroman: That fucking AssMilk! Bitch ass nigga! You: I JUST WASTED MY TIME FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! *you throw everything in the McDonalds and hop over the counter and take a dip in the fryer* --THE END--
Ts is so beautiful.
True story. I was actually at Burger Kang taking a big backwards shit in their restroom while watching clown porn on my Nokia 3310
peak cinema
Boii
what an asshole
A lovely tale indeed, I quite enjoyed it.
thanks black friend!
What unemployment does to a mf
Why does black friend not have a name
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