I hate fujoshis. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of neural tissue in the trillions of branches of synaptic pathways that fill my cerebrum. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for fujoshis at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.