BALLAD DEDICATED TO BEE BEE EM

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Oh, me mum was such a happy girl Me daddy was so jolly I'd love to tell the story How they both died in the Holly I yap about the gassin' with every chance I get Don't know why you're laughing, I ain't even started yet Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap Well, some say I'm a fool But it don't change how I feel I don't care 'bout the pool Or riding the Ferris wheel Now me only ever wish is they didn't go to camp Cuz dad's cleaning dishes and mе mum sits on a lamp Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, mе mum died in the holly And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap They had me on the global news To cry about some jokes But I can't hardly have a snooze Or take a common soak My bedtimes just an awful sight, bathing's a dreadful thing I cry when I turn on the light and sniff me Irish Spring Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap Sometimes when I feel glum and sad It really makes me think I wish I had me mum and dad So we could have a drink Oh if only I were able, I'd take them to the pub But me mum stays on the table.... And me dad's still in the tub! Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap Oh, high tigh, tiddly dee, oh no, me gosh, me golly Yes, high figh, fiddly fee, me mum died in the holly And now I guess it's funny to an awful lot of folk To hear me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap

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