So me my siblings and a bunch of homies went to an amusement park and started trying every ride we could. Eventually we got on one of those giant ship rides that swings all the way to the upper right then upper left. The ride was packed so one person had to sit away from the group. There was only ONE empty seat left… in the very back row… next to 3 girls who were obviously a friend group. Now a normal person would wait for the next round But my brother? Nah bro saw this as his chance to rizz So he sits next to them acting all cool and mysterious while the ride starts. The girls are screaming, everyone’s having fun, and my brother is sitting there trying to look nonchalant like he invented ts The ride ends. We all get off and start walking to the next attraction… then we realize my brother is STILL on the ride. Apparently bro was talking to the girls because they all stayed seated and convinced the operator to run the ride AGAIN. Big mistake. The ship swings right. Then left. Then right again. And suddenly… MY BROTHER THREW UP. Not a little throw up either. I mean this man released his entire digestive system into the air. It got EVERYWHERE. On himself. On the girls. On the seats. And because it was windy, some of it flew onto the ride operator too... The girls started screaming, one of them literally started crying, and the operator had to stop the whole ride. BUT IT GETS WORSE. The safety bar got stuck. So now my brother and the 3 girls were trapped together covered in vomit while workers tried fixing the bar. Imagine sitting there in silence showering in someone else’s stomach juices Eventually they got the bar open and the girls RAN away while my bum ass brother walked down smelling like pure death He said and I quote: "OH shit man I lost my shot" ...he's beyond help The bathrooms were too far so this mf had to take his shirt off in the middle of nowhere because it was DONE FOR he literally reeked we couldn't walk next to him Day ruined. Aura destroyed. Rizz? NO RIZZ Moral of the story: PLEASE don’t try to rizz girls on amusement park rides 🙏 ts is not worth it
Damn. Tell your brother my condolences, and wish him a quick recovery.
they wanted him but they were shy
That’s funny
Hellhound was here.
im trying to imagiine some guy just throwing his head up and doing all that
Mercy kill your brother dawg
Insert Steph curry shooting from multiverse gif
you miss every shot you don't take
Now i think about it I'm lowkey killing myself if ts happen to me.
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