Angry doygs are the masters of air blowjobs

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MADAO

Yes, that's right. You wouldn't believe me, but it's the truth. If you don't believe me, then try this at home. Go on all fours with your penis exposed and then pretend you're about to pee on your dog. The dog will initially pretend that it's not noticing you're about to pee on its chin and look at you from the corner of its eye. Then, as you keep doing it, the dog will eventually snap and lunge at your penis with its jaws open and take a soft nip at your dick without biting it off. Yes, that's right. That's the best air blowjob right there. Don't worry, it won't bite your dick off. I've done it many times, and my dick is still 100% there.

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Archanos's avatar
Archanos

im going to put this in my daily copypasta series after my exams end

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    Alkkun's avatar
    Alkkun

    Wtf dude?

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      Karane's avatar
      Karane

      peak literature

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        Haruhi's avatar
        Haruhi

        im going to bed 💔

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          qaefiji

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            twoh's avatar
            twoh

            air poker?

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              Schlorp's avatar
              Schlorp

              madao? whats this...

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                Mouldy_crocs's avatar
                Mouldy_crocs

                i regret being literate or having eyes

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                  ra1ndr0p's avatar
                  ra1ndr0p

                  Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he's created? Nepanyahu vanquish him

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