In late November I got the E-Mail from Mark telling me to come out for the millionth member party. 🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ What else did e-mail say? 👩🏼⚖😮💨 It said that we had to have a business meeting. 🧑🦼 👨🦳🙍 That Mark and Sean had playing some kind of revenge stunt to Chase Equity. And that Manningham was so impressed that he was now makin' an investment offer that was hard to turn down. So I went to California and I went straight to the New Offices. I didn't know whether to dress for the party or the business meeting so I kinda dressed for both. 💻🏢🧍♂️🧍♂️🤵♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍♀️ But it didn't matter. 😐👩🏼⚖ Why not? 👩🏼⚖ Because I wasn't called out there for either one... (ㆆ_ㆆ) What were you called out there for? 😐👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 An ambush. (⚆_⚆)🙍 Mr. Saverin. Hey... 🫡👨🦼 👨🦼🚪🚶♂️ 🙄☕️ At first I thought he was joking, giving me more contracts to sign. 😐📄📃 But then I started reading. 📄 Yeah what is this? 😐🧍♂️ Well, as you know we had some new investor that- 🕴️🧑🦼 What is this? 😐🧑🦼 .... [behind glass] 👨💻 🚪🧍♂️🤵 Mr. Saverin..! 👨💻 🚶♂️🚪👨🦼 Mark... 👨💻 🚶♂️ 🚪👨🦼 MAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!! 👨💻 🤬 🚪👨🦼 He's wired in. 👨💻 🤬 🙄 🚪👨🦼 Sorry!? 👨💻🤬 (•_•) He's wired in. 🙍😡 (ㆆ_ㆆ) Is he?! Yes- ⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣤⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣟⣋⣼⣽⣾⣽⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣼⣿⣷⣾⡽⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀ ⣸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣮⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡯⠽⠿⠛⠛⠉⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀ ⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣛⡿⠿⠟⠛⠁⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣷⣶⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇ ⢻⣿⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠈⠛⠃⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ HOW ABOUT NOW, YOU STILL WIRED IN!? ( ˶°ㅁ°)🎧 😡 !!💥🎇🎆 Call security. 😰🎧🚶♂️ 🫣(·•᷄_•᷅ ) 🫢 You issued over 24 million new shares of stock. 🤕🎧. 🤬 You were told that if new investors came along... (>/////< " ) 😡 HOW MUH ARE YOUR SHARES DILUTED? HOW MUCH ARE HIS?! 🙍 (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to? 🧑🦼 👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 It wasn't. (ㆆ_ㆆ) What was Mr. Moskowitz's ownership share diluted down to? 🧑🦼 👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 It wasn't. (ㆆ_ㆆ) What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to? 🧑🦼 👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 It wasn't. (ㆆ_ㆆ) What was Peter Thiels's ownership share diluted down to? 🧑🦼 👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 It wasn't. (ㆆ_ㆆ) And what was your ownership share diluted down to? 🧑🦼 👩🏼⚖👨🦳🙍 ........point-zero-three-percent. (⚆_⚆) 🙍 ... You signed the papers. 🙍😡 You set me up! 🙍 😟 You blame me because you were the business head of the company, and you made a bad business deal with your own company?! (·•᷄_•᷅ ) 😡 It's gonna be like I'm not part of Facebook! 🙍🎧 🥺 It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook, zou're not part of Facebook. 🙍🎧 😟 🙄 My name's on the masthead. 🥺 You may wanna check again. ( ͡°⌣ ͡°) This is because I froze the account? (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ) You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, pretending you were running this comp- 🙄 SOORRRY!! MY PRADA IS AT THE CLEANERS, ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY 'F*CK YOU' FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHE BAG! 😦🎧 (」°ﾛ°)｣ (⚆₋₍⚆) Security is here. You'll be leaving now. ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) I'm not signing those papers. 🙍🎧 🥺 🙄 We will get the signature. 😐 Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix. 🥺 🙍🎧 You... you did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! I didn't planted the story about the chicken. 🙍🎧 What's he talking about? (ㆆ_ㆆ) You had me accused of animal cruelty! 🙍🎧 ಠ_ಠ 😂 Seriously, what the hell's the chicken? 🙍🎧 (⚆₋₍⚆) 😡 And I'll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook. 🙍🎧 ಠ_ಠ Which I am. You better lawyer-up, asshole, 'cause I'm not comin' back for 30% 😰🎧 ( ⊙ _ ⊙ ) I'm comin' back for everything. 😢🎧 ◉‿◉ Get him outta here. 😭🎧 (¬`‸´¬) (ㆆ_ㆆ) It's okay. I'm going. 🚶♂️🎧🙍 Hang on... almost forgot. Here's your $19.000. 🚶♂️ 📃😏 🙍🎧 I wouldn't cash it though. I drew it on the account you froze. 😐 📃😏 ⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⢿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣤⣦⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣟⣋⣼⣽⣾⣽⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣼⣿⣷⣾⡽⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀ ⣸⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣮⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡯⠽⠿⠛⠛⠉⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀ ⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣛⡿⠿⠟⠛⠁⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣷⣶⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇ ⢻⣿⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠈⠛⠃⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠋⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I like standing next to you, Sean. ◉‿◉ 🤕 It makes me look so tough. ( ⊙ _ ⊙ )
I swear all the big tech ceos get big by betraying someone or stealing someone else’s work or idea.
Jingle bells all the way.
i love 🐑
this is fucking peak
I locked tf in when i saw the dude kicking the other guy. Ts has Potential
I love this guy He's just the right amount of weird for this site
this gave me an idea for a post
I love you lambda, you’re the most creative user here
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